So there was a monkey named Sugar. And Sugar loved everything. And one day Sugar wanted to jump over the fire in the fireplace. But instead of jumping over the fire, he jumped right in the middle! So when he jumped in the middle he got fire on the tush and he put it out in a lake. And then he shook and got people wet, so they put him back into the jungle. That’s why we can never see a monkey. I really want to see a monkey.