Once upon a time there was a wine monster. He loved wine. He lived under a bed and he was searching for the only box of wine under the bed. He found the box of wine and now he was searching for the glasses to put the wine in. He found the box of glasses and carefully he opened each box. He carefully poured the wine into the glass and then he drank it up all in one gulp.
Then he crept out of the bed and brought the wine and the glasses all the way back to his mommy and his daddy for the wine festival. He met all other kinds of wine monsters and he invited all of them to his house for his birthday party. They all accepted his invitation and the next day they all went to the little wine monster’s house for his birthday party. At the party there was cake and goodies and everything. There was even party horns that everyone loved to blow. The party horns had yellow polka dots and a red background.
And the best thing was that there was a monster trophy for whoever got the most bottles of wine. Little Monster’s friend Jerkery got the most bottles of wine and won the trophy. Jerkery was so excited that she was just too excited that she was just going round and round in circles saying, “Hip hip hooray! I won, I won, I won, I won!” It made all the other monsters feel so bad. They were sad that they wanted to win too. But Jerkery didn’t see that they were feeling sad so she just went round and round in circles some more.
Then she saw that they were feeling sad, so she said, “I’m sorry” to them and it made them feel better. Then they all drinked wine and guess who drunk the most? Jerkery! And they all lived happily ever after. The End.